1. Los Campesinos! in 3 days!

    You said, “Send me stationery, to make me horny”

    So I wrote you letters, in multicolors

    Decorating envelopes, for foreplay.

    Damn extended metaphors, I get carried away.

    - “My Year in Lists” by Los Campesinos!

    I get to see them on Tuesday. I’m quite excited. Almost 2 years to the day when I saw them last.