Do you cry?
Occasionally I shed some tears. But when I cry, they turn into magical jellybeans all the colors of the rainbow!! Because I am Albi the racist dragon. Ask me ridiculous things!!!
Do you chase waterfalls?
I don’t go chasing waterfalls. I prefer to stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to. Ask me ridiculous things!!!
The perfect murder weapon!!!! Ask me ridiculous things!!!
Does your brain hurt?
My brain doesn’t hurt too often…unless I have a bunch of math to do or I have to stare at a computer screen for hours on end. For the most part, I keep my brain happy by reading. And drawing and music listening. I treat my brain pretty well, and it treats me pretty well in return. Ask me ridiculous things!!!
This is an essential summer jam.
If you had to give up your ability to see all...
Super interesting question! I’m going to have to go with blue on this one. That way I could still appreciate the sky and the ocean. And I could tell if I was wearing jeans! Blue is such a great color. I would definitely miss seeing all the other colors, but I would be content to just see blue. Ask me ridiculous things!!!
if you become an assistant at art publishing lands...
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! It would be joyous. And we could share terrible assistant stories. And then celebrate our future promotions because we are gifted and talented. Ask me ridiculous things!!!
New Personal Mantra
I am a valuable addition to any company I choose to apply to! My future will not involve living at home for the next year! I have faith in my abilities! I have a lot of abilities! My mad skills will earn me a livable wage and I will be independent person I want to be! I’m trying to keep up the positive reinforcement. I feel pretty good tonight.